Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! Twatman Blues (Twister, Ratman names combined)
To the tune of Ringo's 'Gave it all Up!!
Twister and me were a couple of posters
Moongogs in Luff with the whole Female roster
We both get blue and green with envy
PC, 'Ed, Larry, Waldo, all hog the Ladies
But we keep on truckin on
In our club of lonely ding dongs
Then Twister and I both moved from our abodes
To new dwellings that had luffley commodes
Our long time Luffs have give us the boot
Fat boys with guts, just call us old coots
But we is Buddies and Pal's
And will survive the lack of Nightly Luff
As we sit here and post thangs
That may makes us look touched
We will ****inue to support our atheletes
We need no stinkin crutch
So Twister my friend, do not be blue
Life is good long as ringo can sing Boogaloo
We have many Dear ones here that do care
Now wish I could stop this damned nose hair
Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! what was that ? I'm honored to be immortalized in a song.
One day, maybe 200 years from now somebody will read that, and fel compelled to research me and write a book. I can't wait.
Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! dont pass me by dont make sigh,dont make me feel screwed,~ cause you know darlin I bumped only u,u never knew it was jus him too,I hate to see him go...dont make me sad,,dont make me stew...
Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! will this be in the next Iss of the drumhead journal???I need reading material,since my stakers 101 monthly sub expired,...I am retiring to the rat shack big mac daddy saloon...
Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! 'Ed, Twisty and I are just envious that when you lean over at night your Wife is there. All he or I roll over too is a empty tater chip bag and a flea bit dawg!! Take Comfort in Lifes Simple pleasures!!
Re: the great and powerful to!!!!!!!!! I know right now you are both members of the lonely hearts club but you have to move on at some point in your life... It will get better
Hang in there .. the girls are waitin for ya!
You will find comfort as soon as you find it within yourself..
Derthy
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